Hotel Industry workers are..

LMFAO....it's so refreshing to be read and realize that I did almost all of them..I copied it from here. 
Simply funny! I just realized that up till now once I got a call on the cell (out of my close fellas), I simply answer "this is rizky..how can I help?" ..shooottt....so dullll!!

YOU ARE WORKING IN A HOTEL INDUSTRY, IF...

1. You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for 8 different managers
2. “Going for cocktails and dinner” is NOT your idea of a nice evening
3. When someone asks you your exact job profile, you lie
4. You get really excited about a 2% pay increase
5. You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet
6. It’s dark on your drive to and from work
7. Communication is something your “group” is having problems with
8. You see a good looking person and you know it’s a visitor/guest
9. Food left over from a banquet or meeting is your main staple diet
10. You forget what you look like in anything but a suit
11. All the work you were hired to do gets done before 9 and after 5
12. You’re already late on an assignment you just received
13. Your boss’s favourite lines are :a. “When you get a minute…”, b. “In your spare time….”, c. “I have an opportunity for you…”
14. 50% of the people in your company don’t know what you do
15. The other 50% of the people in your company don’t care what you do
16. Vacation is something you roll over to next year, if you are allowed
17. Change is the norm
18. Nepotism is encouraged
19. Six months is considered to be substantial longevity
20. You dial “9″ before the number no matter where you are calling from
21. When you are walking in public, you have to fight the urge to pick up little scraps of paper and rubbish on the floor 
22. Your toilet paper at home is folded in a triangle on the first sheet
23. You answer the phone at home “Hello this is….., how may I help you?”
24. You eat in hotel restaurants for fun
25. You inspect your hotel room when travelling
26. Most of all, you read this entire list and understand it!