Learn the language

Just received a coffee break joke to freshen up the day. its crack my end of office day!!

Yunus begitu terpesonanya mendengar alunan lagu yang dibawakan oleh Gita Gutawa. Sambil bertepuk tangan, ia berteriak, "Not a play! Not a play!"

Gita Gutawa terbengong, "Not a play?"
"Yes. Not a play. (Bukan main)"

Nisa yang menemani Yunus terperangah. "Bukan main itu bukan not a play, Nus." "Your granny (Mbahmu)".

"Humanly I have check my dictionary kok. (Orang saya sudah periksa di kamus kok)"

Lalu berpaling ke Gita Gutawa, "Lady, let's corner (Mojok yuk)".
"But don't think that are nots (Jangan berpikir yang bukan-bukan).
I just want a meal together."

"Ngaco kamu, Nus," si Nisa tambah gemes.

"Don't be surplus (Jangan berlebihan), Nis . Be wrong a little is OK toch.?"

Gita Gutawa cuman senyum kecil. "I would love to, but ...."

"Sorry if my friend make you not delicious
(Maaf kalau teman saya bikin kamu jadi nggak enak)" sambut Yunus ramah.

"Different river, maybe (Lain kali barangkali). I will not be various kok (Saya nggak akan macam-macam kok)."

Setelah Gita Gutawa pergi, Yunus menatap Nisa dengan sebal.

"Disturbing aja sih, Nis . Does the language belong to your ancestor (Emang itu bahasa punya moyang lu)?"

Nisa cari kalimat penutup.
"Just itchy Nus, because you speak English as delicious as your belly button."
(Gatel aja, Nus, soalnya kamu ngomong Inggris seenak udelmu dewe).

Yunus cuman bisa merutuk dalam hati, "His name is also effort." (Namanya juga usaha)!